nightmare nurses

here's some of my encounters with some biatch nurses. don't get me wrong but i don't have anything against nurses in general.

encounter #1 (at fabella, OB rotation)
me: "Ma'am, pa paracetamol po sa bed 5. 40C na temp nya."
dumb and lazy nurse: "wala pong order sa chart, doktora" (emphasizing the doktora like i wasn't really one)
me: "Sinabi ko na po sa resident sabi nya pabigyan ko daw sa nurse. e di naman pa po kami pwede magsulat sa chart. di nyo ba pwede bigyan na ngayon? baka po magseizure sya sa taas ng lagnat nya."
dumb and lazy nurse: "hindi. walang order sa chart."

grrr.... stupid stupid stupid. there should be malpractice laws for nurses.


encounter #2
me: "Ma'am, andyan po ba ang chart ni 5061 C?"
blank affect nurse: ...(stares blankly at me)
me: "ehem.. Ma'am, chart po ni 5061 C?" (slightly louder this time)
blank affect nurse: ...(blinks and still stares at me)
me: "Ma'am, naririnig mo ba ako?"
blank affect nurse: "oo, doktora! nageendorse pa kami kaya ayoko ibigay yung chart sayo!"

bwisit bwisit bwisit! why didn't she tell me in the first place!


encounter #3
makulit nurse: "doktora, pa-extract naman kay bed 3."
me: "ha? yung 1 month old?? ang hirap naman extrakan nun eh. wala bang pedia resident? kawawa naman yung bata."
makulit nurse: "wala po, doktora eh. kayo na po, sige na. magaling naman kayo diba?" (nambola pa!)
me: *blushing* "nyek. o sya, asan na ba sya? subukan ko muna kung kaya ko. (nabola naman!)
makulit nurse: "salamat, dok!" hands me 2 tubes, one lavender and one red.
me: after almost an hour of extracting blood, sweat all over and bruises from the patients' kicks...
"o eto na po, ma'am, yung blood. hirap nun ha. naka 3 tusok ako sa kanya. wala ng magandang ugat."
makulit nurse: "ay, ganun ba doktora. ehehe, kasi may papahabol pa sana na isang blood exam."

HHwwhat?! i practically wanted to stab her with the used syringe.


encounter #4
fat ass nurse on the paging system at the on-call room: "doktora, nurse station po."
me: (wakes up in the middle of the night) "papunta na po."
(i enter the ward...)
me: "bakit po, ma'am?"
fat ass nurse: "doktora, paki bigay naman po itong paracetamol tablet sa pasyente."

pucha! amo?


luckily, there's no 5th encounter. maybe in the future =p